The Exercise Equipment of the Halloween Franchise; Where are the Witches?; Muldoon's; Just Make Him a Cop; A Bottle of Whiskey and a Song in his Heart; The Ninja of Drinking; There Are No D'Alesio's on the Silver Shamrock Roster; "Molotov Cocktail + Factory = Happiness"; Peter Fonda is NOT in this Movie; Lasered Right in the Mouth; Some "Hate Humanity" Kind of Robots; "Andrew Jupin is a Solid Fan of Child Death in Movies"
Impressions
Tom Atkins; Albert Finney; Alan Rickman; George C. Scott in Hardcore